summerrrrr timeeee

summer time iam planning on going to new york to visit my family there. also im gonna be hanging out with my friends alot and im going to concerts etc. it shall be very fun :) the end

p.s. i might put in a few hours of work!

senior friend

a memorable time with my senior friend Mimi is when we played cube runner. We would play the whole class period, and would tell people to "shut up" because other peoples voices always made us lose for some reason. Iam gonna miss playing cube runner and dying at the white and black level with Mimi. All I can say is good luck in the military!!! :)

figi!

i would go to figi because it is absoluetly beautiful there and i feel as if its a place to just let go and relax. also the water is probably good hahahah because of figi water :)

figi!

freshman

for my freshman year i went to south plantation high. and i regret it because i diddnt get to go to this wonderful school called Piper. i dont even know what i had for dinner last night, so i deffinetly dont remember my first day as a freshman, all im gonna say is i had to wake up at 5:30am and was on the bus by 6am and i diddnt get home untill 4:30, sooooo yeah it sucked.

quote

"we all strive to be different, therefore we are all the same".
-Alexis Jones.


Iam really influenced by Buddha, thus I was able to come up with a quote like that.
I feel that in this day and age people try to be things they're not only to be "unique".
Personally its annoying how every teen thinks they're "random, hippies, or different".
We are actually all alike because we try to be that way its basically what my quote
means.

pre school

when i was in pre-school i had kissed a boy. all i know is that my teacher told my dad when he picked me up i got a spanking..GOOD TIMES! ;}

interesting new,

I would rather have one good friend, than a bunch of people called "acquaintances".



thats my news.

yellow

i chose this yellow dress because its really pretty and i would probably wear it to a party. the end.

im scareddd of

Not only am I afraid of bugs, Iam terrified. I hate them soooo much and once a lady bug
flew on me..I cried, seriously anything in the bug family disgusts me. Butterflies especially are scary and please do not get me started on moths. Bugs are just gross and all of them should die....and thats about it hahaha

storrrryyyy

I was a mother to 4, I sure was beautiful. But I knew not to cause famine I would end up having to sacrafice one of my children, but that thought really wasnt an option to me. So instead I gave my self up, remember me when you eat corn!

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/05/23/mummy460.jpg

magazine cover

I chose this cover because I love Bob Marley! He was a great role model back in the day and today. So dont worry be happy :)

something redd

I chose blood because its yummy since I happen to be a vampire kitty. I just drink it up like water, please give me your bloooood! 0hhhh and its red!!

newssszzzz

Attorneys for Chrysler LLC will ask a federal bankruptcy judge Monday to let the ailing automaker start using a new infusion of $4.5 billion in loans from the Treasury Department so it can operate under bankruptcy protection.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090501/ap_on_bi_ge/us_chrysler

regretsss

One thing I regret is dying my hair blonde. Its orginal sure, but taking care of it is a hassle. Since the bottom on my hair has gone from black to blonde you can see thats a huge transition. Thus I constantly have to moisturize it. In conclusion I miss my old hair doo. thats alllll folks!

myy story.

Today a young man offered me a piece of bread, the taste was overwhelming I couldnt help but eat the whole loaf. There was a puddle near so and my thrist was quenched by the stale water. I sat back on the hard concrete, and looked up toward the baby blue sky. I thought about my life and how I might have children that I will never meet, and all the apportunities I let go. This is my life thus Iam guilty for all of my mistakes.

extravagant,

A New York restaurant has created the world's most expensive dessert. It is called as the "Frrrozen Haute Chocolate" and it will cost you £12,500! Can you believe this price?

Stephen Bruce, owner of Serendipity 3 in Manhattan's Upper East side, unveiled the £12,500 sundae that includes a blend of 28 rare, exotic cocoas. It is topped with whipped cream, sprinkled with 23-carat edible gold dust and a La Madeline au Truffle.

LARGE

A large thing is a T rex, a T rex is a dinosaur. They were basically the strongest and hungriest dinosaur. They were even known to eat other T texes if they had the chance to.

interesting newss

Today the Movie Obsessed comes out. In it Beyonce plays a furious wife. Idris Elba plays her husband that is getting stalked. Basically a successful asset manager, who has just received a huge promotion, is blissfully happy in his career and in his marriage. But a temp worker starts stalking him, all the things he's worked so hard for are placed in jeopardy.

im looking forward to...

Turning 17 and getting a 2009 chevy silverado. I love trucks and I think that by the time Iam 17 I should get it because I currently have my permit and Im sure I deserve it. Also having a truck could be good for me safety wise, and I will be able to carry all my friends in it.

storrryyyyy

Once upon a time the beautiful man above Brandon Boyd. Fell in love with Alexis Jones a magnificent girl. When he saw her he automatically asked her to marry him and then they lived happily ever after on the shack on the beach!

smallllllll.

I chose this baby kitten because its so cute. I love cats to death, when Iam older I will probably be one of those women with 67 cats. Hahahah, basically its sooo cute and I love them. Its also small :)

STRANGE

This is the cat man Dennis Avner his Native American name is Stalking cat. He is Lakota and Huron, and is following the Huron tradition to transform into a totem. And in this case his totem is a Tiger. He has been on shows like Ripleys Believ it or not, Larry king and German Tv to name a few. He is my idol!!!!! <3

NEWWZZZZZZ,

The woman in the picture above is Susan Boyle she is fom British got talent. And has a very powerful voice and it sound pretty too. She is 47 and has never been on a date or been kissed. Now that she was exposed on British got talent she has gotten offers to go on dates, because guys love her voice.



http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=404475>1=28103

fav tv! G's To Gents.

G's to gents is my favorite tv show(season 2). Its about ganstas that want to become gentlemen to save their lives. Because at the rate most of the guys are going they probably wont be alive much longer. A celebrity on the show is Bentley, he is the creator of the show. I personnaly would ask one of the contestants on the show "Lank" if he wants to go to dinner etc. Bentley is seen throughout music videos he was the butler of P.Diddy.

A storyyy!

This is my cat Scottie, hes the cutest little cat ever. And he is the reason for my cat obsession. Anyway I have a story about this little guy. Once upon a time Scottie had lived in a place sort of like Amsterdam but they called it "Caterdam" everything was legal. Including cats favorite Catnip, here in America Catnip is illegal. Scottie just so happened to be in a mafia (He's also Italian) and to escape bad guys he moved to South Florida where he lives with me....THE END

New, newss!!

Eminem came out with a new song April 7th, 2009.
Its called "We made you". It involves celebrities
like Linsday Lohan and Brett Micheals. It pokes
fun a Jessica Simpsons weight problems and Elvis presley.
I like the video...and its NEWWW.

NEWS!! A.JONES...WHO? A.JONES

Milton Hershey introduced the hershey milk chocolate bar to the wotrld in 1900. His company made products and town institutions that have his name all over it. He was a candy man selling caramel and became interested in chocolate..
ALEXIS JONES BLK 4

favorite song

1. What is your favorite song? Turn me on
2. Who is the artist? Cocorosie
3. Do you enjoy all of this artist's music? Pretty much yeah.
4. Do you know anything about this performer? Yes they're sisters. They werent close growing up. But miracously they found eachother in France.
5. What would you ask him/her/them if you met them? "Who music inspires them?"
6. Post a picture of: the artist OR an album cover OR something that makes you think of the song (if the song is "who let the dogs out," maybe you would use a photo of a dog.

Yeeeee dig, MAH STORY

Iam Benito, I am a silly fellow, I eat beans, and constantly eat worms i find in my home. My
wifes name is Esther-Maggie she is celebrating her 114th birthday. Even though shes 24 years older than me I still love her. In my spare time I spy on my neighbors and collect ticks from the neighborhood dogs. On Sundays my friends come over and we play golf with moth balls. My favorite meal is "Dog-a-betis", its dog liver and smothered in beets. I wash it down with bat blood (my wifes specialty). Anyway I own a bakery but people dislike it since I use bugs to flavor the dough..But thats just me, I have 15 grandchildren that Ive never met. I live in the Ukraine, I rap like Tupac, and I cook like Emeril.

Basically hata's FALL BACK RIGHT NAH!



http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/SP7_3WA9s9I/AAAAAAAAFFs/tPxifLv19K4/s400/funny-pictures.jpeg

OCTOMOM?!

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/octomom-i-would-have-liked-to-go-on-oprah


This article is an interview with the Octomom, Nadya Suleman. Who has gotten fame for giving birth to 8 babies, yet already had 6 other kids before. She lives with her mom and the house is not enough for 14 children. The babies she just had have been sent home by 2 and from all her publicity she has recieved alot of money thus, buying here own house. In this interview she says how she would like to go on Oprah but people would probablyy change her words around. And obviously one slip up can risk alot for this mother of 14 considering many people dont like her.

About meeeeeee :3

Okay sooo Iam Alexis Joness! At school people call me A.Jones. I enjoy the simple things in life, my friends and food. But most of all my cat Scottie, anyway Iam 16. Only got my permitt though
soo its safe to say Iam a pedestrian. Iam an only child and yes I do get what I want, but I work hard to get it. Something that makes me happy is my Nikon d40, I love the fact that I can view the world through how you say a..third eye. I also am happy when I listen to Elvis and when someone cleans my room. Another thing I love is collecting buddhas and studying different religions. Iam sad when people act stupid, if you know me yes Iam silly but there is a difference. I am also sad when I get bad grades. To change the world I preform miracles like Jesus I can turn water into wine..etc. Thus I would excecute the murderers, perverts and conartists....Especially farmers that specialize in squash..ELIMINATE THEM NOW!


BECAUSE I HATE SQUASH!!!!!!, (p.s. HAMSTERS&KITTENS FOREVER<3)

Hey!

alexis jones here!
So this is my blog it is 3/30/09. To begin with I woke up and I was like "Ughhh school". But like a trooper I got up and continued to freshen up. Scottie is my cat, I love him more than anything. He gets so sad in the morning when I leave. I sits on my bag as if he wants to go with me :( sooooo sad. But yeah I have to leave at 6:48am to go to my friends house (we walk with eachother to the bus stop). Her name is Catherine and when I walke in her house as usual she was preparing to leave and before she left she made bacon. Bacon is good but I prefer it soggy...She puts her bacon in the microwave for 22 seconds (I personally think thats gross). I tried a piece it tasted like dog food.



the end.